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The Morning After Jerkiness
It has been that slow creep from silent defense shields in place to tiny snippets of less awkward conversation sometimes accompanied by an o...
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I have a tendency to sink into dark places at times (not just menstrual times either damnit). As a survivor, I learned long ago to suck it u...
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As you can clearly see Humprey was looking dapper this morning when I checked on him on the way out the door for work. Stealing yet another...
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psychedelic Baby!! yeh!!
Oh my god - this is HILARIOUS! Esp love the flowers, hamburger and sponge bob. Good show!!!!
laughed! laughed! and laughed some more!!!
My God - gives me perspective on what some poor Customer Service Rep has had to go thru when I call for help ....
It atonishes me how much I can see the Fisher eyes (shape and color), cheek bones and nose in you in these pictures. Cheryl has the Fisher eyes but the rest of her face resembles more your father's side of your folks.
WHAT A HOOT! Your hat is Lovely!
That is so damn funny! I sense Oscar for best shortie!
You sure are a NUT.
Love you, ya weirdo.
i'm w/ Carolyn, "best short"!! i wanna thank the Academy, God, my family, blah, blah, blah... LOL
Yay! i wanna cookie! can i have a cookie????
You can have the whole box and a big glass of milk!
You get the cookie.
We have a hospital up here that specalizes in cases like this. They can probably (strike that) Maybe help you... Did you ever get an urge to sucker punch a little old lady in a wheel chair? and maybe shoot her dog??
Yes! COOKIES! ! AND to show you all that I will not forget all the little people who helped me get this far...A ROUND OF COOKIES AND MILK FOR EVERYONE! Woo hoooooo!
and DAD, I have had none of those urges YET... However, I have had the strong desire to bitch-slap an 80-something-year-old woman inside an IHOP restaurant for blatently stealing my parking spot... It wasn't the act itself that got me to THAT level, but more about her response when I caught her inside and informed her that her actions in the parking lot had to have been THE rudest thing I have seen a total stranger do in a long time.
She whipped around and bug-eyed YELLED at me, she said I was the devil (along with a lot of other stuff strung together in rapid fire assault so that I could not get a word in edgewise)!
The whole restaurant was staring at us, jaws on their plates as we yelled back and forth at each other. I wanted to slap her crazy ass so bad I could not stand it.
The guy I was with just sat with the rest of the folks who were waiting for tables, keeping his head down, avoiding eye contact with me (so as to avoid feeling compelled to come to my aid), and chuckling at me as I was being verbally abused by this old church lady who had clearly decided she was outside the norm of social expectations.
The yelling went on for about 5-7 minutes or so before she was conveniently seated...when the hostess came to seat my friend and I, she said to me: "I take it you would prefer NOT to sit anywhere near that old lady?"
There! I actually FEEL so much better now that I got that off my chest :)
Dang! Good morning "slap-happy!" Nice in nippy up there eh?
oh, WOW-age!!! so much for sweet little old ladies...
forget cookies, you need a lb of Godiva's and a bottle of bubbly for surviving that!
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