yes...

i did eventually take A bath.

I'm afraid my Hootie has been swallowed alive by a giant coffee conglomerate and I will never see or hear from her again.
Chels is being sabotaged by "friends" looking for an excuse to get out of their responsibilities.
Gordy wore sandals (and that is all) this morning while preparing the bird-feast.
I am not able to paint during the week because I can't stand painting in the dark.
I am in javascript hell with my company's new website.

i think that covers everything at the moment :)